![]() ![]() Why are frogs so happy?… They eat whatever bugs them.Ģ5. Why was the bee mad? You’d be mad too if someone stoleĢ6. Why is the letter A like a flower? A bee (B) comes afterĢ7. Why did the bird go to the hospital? It neededĢ8. How excited was the gardener about spring? So excited he wet his plants. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunnyģ0. “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.ģ1. Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the Fall they What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?…ģ3. When do people start using their trampoline?…ģ4. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily!ģ5. How do rabbits keep their fur neat? They use aģ6. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m goingģ7. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what How do you know that bees are happy? Because they hum while they work. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee? AnĤ0. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A “flour”Ĥ1. Where will you be in five years? I don’t know. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B)Ĥ3. 10 Easy Tropical Plants To Grow Indoors.Tweet I’m still working on figuring twitter out…ĭo you love plants enough to name your kid after one? Here is a list of plant names for girls, just in case. Thank you everyone for sharing these hilarious plant jokes! When I started writing this page I thought we would collect a solid 15 plant puns on it. Scarecrows are always out garden their patch.I’m always smiling, but inside I feel hollow.My Jack-o-Lantern is wider than yours.Let’s give them pumpkin’ to talk about.What do you mean June is over? Julying.Thank goodness spring is finally here! The trees are re-leaved.I put up an electric fence around my field last weekend.The farmer had such a bad headache he had to retire.A chicken farmer’s favourite car is a coupe.Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the corn has ears.You could say that we have a poultry-geist problem. A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!.Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs.You hear about the squirrel diet? It’s nuts!.You know what really bugs me? Insect puns. ![]() I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”Īnd because plant puns are way more fun when you actually say them out loud (and because I’m a crazy plant lady), I threw a few ridiculous plant puns into one of my YouTube videos too:.Not dead yet succa ( from this cute little planter).If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.The raisin wined about how he couldn’t achieve grapeness.It’s a little bit rad, but not totally rad.Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.How do trees get online? They just log in.What did one plant say to another? What’s ta-ma-ta?.Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.How are you doing zucchini? I’m vine, thanks for asking.Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner? Because he couldn’t find a date.Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? You’re one in a melon.When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.Why did the lettuce close its eyes? Because it saw the salad dressing.What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.What do you call an everyday potato? A commen-tater.SEE MY FAVORITE HOUSEPLANT THINGS Herb garden puns Wood you be mine? (cutest punny card ever).I’m rooting for you! (loving this “I’m So Rooting For You!” mug from Plantspree).Honestly, lawn-distance relationships aren’t that hard. I started dating the girl across the street.Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers.Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.I killed a hundred weeds today! No, you only killed 98 weeds.I’m not sure what it stems from but I’m stuck with it. Scarecrows are always garden their patch.Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass.(as written on one of these adorable planter pots) Someone has been adding soil to my garden.Have you botany plants lately? ( fave happy houseplant t-shirt). ![]()
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